Since our last transmission, comrades, combat has been waging full scale. Colonel L Johnson and Commander Senior D Johnson have been through the thickest fighting, killing as many as four roach leaders. The colonel dealt a mighty blow to the Dark Armies recently in taking the life of what is suspected to be the King. But most recently on the battlefield, the young and innocent Captain T Johnson has had to bloody her hands. She was carrying about her daily duties when she was ambushed by another evil agent. Despite the older and more experienced Corporal B Johnson being feet away, she was forced to take manners into her own hands. Holding up her sword high, she smote the wicked creature in between screams and gesticulations. We here at the Blog ask for your prayers for our soldiers. May God watch over us all.